Under the Jawa's Robe
UTINI! This bitch is after my delicious corn!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 28, 2011
November 2011 Archives
Separate Beds
WTF is up with all of that fruit?
I mean, what are they gonna DO with it? And what are they saying with their eyes? Is it about the fruit? It MUST be about the fruit. I feel like this could should be made into a weird play.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 14, 2011
SNACKS
This is just incredible. Snacks, buddy. Snacks, buddy.
Lyrics do not get better than this: "Which snack I'mma choose? Prolly be some Dunkaroos." I also recommend checking out Rifle Burs.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 09, 2011
Hair Branding
You could probably turn this into a proper branding iron with a few modifications.
I wanted this mofo so bad back in junior high. I could have branded my ass with hearts and stars like a My Little Pony and been the leader of a formidable pony-girl gang.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 01, 2011