October 2011 Archives

Baberaham Lincolns

Baby Lincolns, Jessie and Noah

Happy Halloween from the Baby Lincolns!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 31, 2011

Baby Lincolns

Baberaham Lincolns, Jessie and Noah

So baby. So Lincoln.

I loved wearing a fake beard. I would never want a real beard, because it wouldn't be soft like a nice fake beard. A real beard is practically pubic. I want a beaver fur beard.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 31, 2011

WTF Red Pepper

Red Pepper Gif

Happy Halloween.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 30, 2011

Thanks, Flamingos. Thamingos.

The supreme ridiculousness of nature + Andean flute music = PERFECTION.

I completely lost it at :41.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 20, 2011

Larry David

Larry David Turtle Nose

This is currently my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Nose.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 19, 2011

Nightmare Fodder

Cat Aged 20 Years

Dios mío.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 18, 2011

Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

Bieber Turtle Nose

Check out the Tumblr because of course there's a Tumblr.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Nose is universal. Everyone has one. Via Rats Off!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 17, 2011

Dino Skull Candy

Colorful Dino Skulls

I love these dino skulls by Mauro Perucchetti because they look like candy.

I think it would be great to make lollipops out of famous fossils— especially hominids like Lucy and Turkana Boy. I would call them Paleo Pops. That's not too dorky, is it? I'm cool, right?

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 05, 2011

My Little Ood

My Little Ood

The only way to improve this would be to give him a brushable mane of tentacles.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 04, 2011

Pinnipedophilia: Facebumping

Walrus GIF

Walruses are so metal.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Oct 03, 2011