What's Halloween without zombie farts? A sham, that's what.

Zombie Farts For Halloween isn't just for Halloween though. I like to listen to it while I work out. Nothing like running to fart noises. It also makes a good soundtrack for more intimate times. I'm talking about humping. Zombie farts will take your love-making to the next level.

There is a truly shocking number of Halloween-themed fart CDs available on Amazon. How much variety can there possibly be? They all promise "a unique blend of scary Halloween sounds and hilarious flatulence." Awesome. Some intriguing titles include: Halloween Monster Farts by The Flatulent Phantoms, Gruesome Farts For Halloween by The Grave Gassers, Halloween Fart Party by the Musical Beans, Spooky Farts For Halloween by The Wet Ones, Halloween Fart Attack by the Goblin Tooters, and MANY MORE! Seriously. There are at least 10 more. WHAT is up with this???