Mexican Joust
"Just a couple of guys sorting out some things."
This is absolutely my favorite scene in the underappreciated Quick Change. It's a paragon of absurdity.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 30, 2011
September 2011 Archives
Cookie Bowls
Perfect for my Nutella-based soup.
And I thought bread bowls were a game changer.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 29, 2011
The Unicorns of West Beverly High
I want this image on a Trapper Keeper.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 28, 2011
Pink Chicken Wing Necklace
OK, I generally find Nicki Minaj's retarded-Harajuku style to be both tired and tiresome, but that fried chicken necklace is fantastic.
And it's for sale! Via Rats Off!.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 27, 2011
More from Mary Katrantzou
I am in love with this outfit.
This is another gorgeous, blocky design from Mary Katrantzou's Spring 2012 collection.
See related post: Mary Katrantzou's Floral-Blocking.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 26, 2011
Mary Katrantzou's Floral-Blocking
This is from Mary Katrantzou's lovely Spring 2012 collection.
And now for the GIF...
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 25, 2011
Super Kawaii Vibrator
"Hello. I look forward to providing you with many happy orgasm times!"
That's great, Mushroom Vibrator, but I didn't hire you to kiss my ass. Now STFU, and get to work.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 22, 2011
Bill and Eric
Vampire Bananas in Pajamas?
This was from the scene in the season finale of True Blood in which Bill and Eric were inexplicably, and to everyone's delight, wearing matching bathrobes. Please let this become a thing with them next season because that would be adorable. Oh, and (SPOILER ALERT!) please let Tara stay dead.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 21, 2011
Bachmann Eyes
Kristen Schaal presents her Michele Bachmann "I've got an eye on your vagina" condoms.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 20, 2011
Michele Bachmann's Amazon Reviews
"This stuff must have the HPV vaccine in it, because it got me super retarded."
See some of her other reviews over at Pleated Jeans.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 19, 2011
Red Panda Love
This Saturday is International Red Panda Day!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 16, 2011
Pee Wee on Velvet
One of cinema's greatest moments rendered on luxurious velvet.
This is another velvet masterpiece by Bruce White, the artist who has also velvetized Rock Biter and a Dalek. His gallery is full of velvety goodness. I would like to commission one of Amazing Larry. And maybe one of sexy Sloth for the boudoir!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 15, 2011
Nasty Cat Farts
Get the album
Hmm... That gives me an idea! I am going to release my own CD of fart noises. I am going to call it Silent But Deadly and every track will be a recording of complete silence.
See related post: Zombie Farts.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 11, 2011
Lady and the Dump
Oh, Lady.
I guess even the fanciest dogs poop on the lawn. This masterpiece is by José Rodolfo Loaiza Ontiveros. Check out more of his Disney-themed paintings at Hi-Fructose.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 10, 2011
Do the Pachacuti!
I am finding it very hard to resist the urge to include this in my upcoming presentation on Inca history. It's just so damn catchy!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 09, 2011
Zombie Farts
What's Halloween without zombie farts? A sham, that's what.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 08, 2011
Wild Flag: "Romance"
HELL YES!!! I have been anxiously awaiting their first video and it totally delivers.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 07, 2011
What Time Is It?
It's deviled egg time, bitches!
I think this would be my last meal request if I were going to be executed.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 01, 2011