Koi: The Midwives of the Aquarium

Expectant parents Jane and Shane are planning a koi assisted water birth. They have put up a web page to answer questions. Is this for real? Probably not, but does it matter? No it does not. Choice quote: "I expect the koi to take the lead role in the birth." Brilliant.

Personally? If I were gonna have a baby? I'd want these guys to assist:

Yep. I'm going to have a Japanese macaque assisted birth. On second thought, I wonder if they do abortions...

Thanks, Natasha VC.