"So like when you bite into JFK's head, it gushes some sort of goo." —Michael Ian Black invents JFK Gushers in the Teddy Grahams episode of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks. This has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts. I highly recommend you download them all immediately.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 29, 2011
The Ron Swanson paper doll is here!
And he comes with the bacon-wrapped turkey leg known as The Swanson! There are now three paper dolls in the Parks & Recreation series by illustrator Kyle Hilton: Ron, April, and Tom. I hope there are plans for an Andy.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 28, 2011
Before you decide on a koi assisted birth, you might want to consider the potential risks.
The koi are skilled midwives. No one is disputing that. Their unique physiology allows them to literally suck babies from the womb, thus alleviating much of the pain associated with traditional childbirth. Now occasionally, the koi will feed on a baby they've just delivered. This by no means happens with every birth, but it isn't unheard of. Feeding the assisting koi shortly before the birth should help mitigate the risk. Good luck!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 28, 2011
I am starting a local chapter. LMK if you're interested in joining.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 26, 2011
Here's some electronic dance-punk from a well-groomed young man in a sweater vest.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 25, 2011
Three pots of preternaturally powerful cold-brewed coffee.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 22, 2011
The ideal place for storing episodes of True Blood.
Unfortunately, the brilliant tampon flash drive is not yet available for purchase. I hope they make them in different absorbencies. I want a 20 pack of super plus. Via Incredible Things.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 20, 2011
I ♥ Rock Biter! He is one of the greatest characters from one of the greatest movies of all time.
"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were." Holy christ, I am going to start crying.
And in case you need to hear it now, here's "The Neverending Story" by Limahl.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 19, 2011
And I am on black velvet.
All fellow velvet art enthusiasts should check out Bruce White's excellent gallery. Perhaps I should commission a portrait of myself à la Unicorn Combover from him.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 18, 2011
If I could just get a bodysuit in this print, I'd be super psyched.
It would certainly be better than the Steve Buscemi dress.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 15, 2011
Cyndi Lauper circa 1985 is my current hair inspiration. Gotta add the steps to my undercut.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 14, 2011
Love this performance. Her signature skirt-flourishing is beyond adorable.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 14, 2011
LARP in style with the diamond-encrusted lady gauntlet.
It's just $1.7 million. I'm gonna require two.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 13, 2011
Whoa. I am in love with this. Curse my lack of knitting skills!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 13, 2011
This is cute, but where's the Janet Snakehole hat?!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 12, 2011
After it grows out a bit, I'm gonna shave in some steps.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 11, 2011
The fact that it's trimmed with lace adds a touch of class.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 06, 2011
Today is all about pledging our allegiance to Americorn, the mighty American unicorn of freedom.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 04, 2011
This is me.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to soar with some bald eagles over some purple mountain majesties. Should be pretty sweet.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 03, 2011
Hace calor indeed. This is the mermelada del verano, people.
From now on, I am going to refer to my favorite song as my marmalade. MKRNI (pronounced "Makaroni") is a tropical electro band from Chile. A bunch of their songs are available for download on SoundCloud.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Jul 01, 2011
