Meet Miss Meat
My first act as Miss Meat will be to declare war on the vegetables!
Excerpt from Miss Meat's acceptance speech: I am truly humbled and honored to have been
crowned cowboy-hatted Miss Meat. I vow to uphold the principles and duties of this most distinguished office. I promise to work tirelessly to advance the pro-meat agenda. And make no mistake about it: I will crush any fruit or vegetable that tries to get in my way. My critics have accused me of destabilizing the food pyramid, but you know what? I don't think pyramids are very American anyway. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a giant victory steak to devour.