Please help me.

This gives me a delightfully passive aggressive idea. I want to buy some fresh baked bread fragrance oil and turn it into an air freshening spray. Then every time I fart in my office, I'll mask the scent with a squirt of my fresh baked bread spray. No one can resist the aroma of bread baking. Passersby will hungrily inhale great big lungfuls of my farts. People will come into my office for the express purpose of sniffing my farts! They'll remark, "Where is that delicious baked bread smell coming from?" My butt!

I think it'll give me an edge, like ass pennies.