A Serious Problem
Please help me.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 16, 2010
September 2010 Archives
Agatha Ruiz De La Prada: Spring 2011
These are the perfect shoes for an important playdate. Though I would recommend maybe wearing some pants.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 22, 2010
ET Shoes
Those Mary Janes are the greatest shoes I have ever seen.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 30, 2010
Gummi Knuckles
Thug it up in Candyland with these badass gummi knuckles.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 08, 2010
Heil Hipster Hitler
Everyone knows that Arial is a total deutschbag font.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 10, 2010
Improving on the S'more
Substitute a peanut butter cup for the chocolate.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 28, 2010
Javiera Mena: Al Siguiente Nivel
This is some next level shit.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 26, 2010
Javiera Mena: Sufrir
This is just gorgeous and surprisingly poignant considering the video consists entirely of scenes from Superman.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 09, 2010
Kitten-Stuffed Pockets
Get your very own kitten-filled pockets T-shirt here. No matching pants?
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 07, 2010
Los Niños Estelares: Alegría Doctor Alegría
Damn, this Ricardo Alegría guy sounds amazing!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 15, 2010
McDonald's Cloth Menstrual Pads
Ronald McDonald has a date with your McMuffin.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 12, 2010
Meet Miss Meat
My first act as Miss Meat will be to declare war on the vegetables!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 20, 2010
Panties by the Box
The crotches are laced with just the teensiest amount of LSD.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 27, 2010
Seal in the Freshness
Corpses stay fresher in Ziploc caskets!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 01, 2010
Shroud of Turin Bedding Set
The Shroud of Turin bedding set provides a divine night's sleep!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 13, 2010
Sign of the Apocalypse: Shearling Peep-toe Booties
This is what all the antichrists will be wearing!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 22, 2010
Smell Like a Reese's S'more
Graham Cracker + Reese's Peanut Butter Cup + Marshmallow + Bonfire = Reese's S'more
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 29, 2010
Stop Telephonin' Me
This is the design on today's $10 shirt at RIPT Apparel. And now I have 2 shirts with Gaga references.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 01, 2010
Super Nintendo Chalmers
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
–Ralph Wiggum (no duh!)
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 23, 2010
Too Much Silly Putty
Um, I don't think I want to know why anyone would want five pounds of silly putty.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Sep 17, 2010