Now with more organs!

These organ-covered tights are from Les Queues de Sardines' Fall 2010 collection. They are pretty boss and I would totally wear them, but they pale in comparison to the glorious organ unitard of Slim Goodbody.

Slim Goodbody always goes full unitard.

I've been wanting an organ bodysuit like Slim's since forever. But I want one that includes the sexual organs. I would wear it under dresses and on bicycling adventures. Why haven't these been made commercially available? Is there some kinda copyright issue? Because I'm pretty sure it's not a question of demand.

See related post: Unitarded.