Do you love Super Mario and hate your money? Well, have I got the sweater for you!

It's like a beach umbrella you can wear. A beach umbrella with eyebrows!

Hang yourself in style with the Pretty Death noose.

A goat-filled tree for every month of the year!

These business cards are designed to be displayed. You just cut along the dotted lines and slide the pieces together to create a standing display.

You make me feel like dancing, Disco E.T.

It's just that simple, dummy.

So, is drinking Judge Wapner's root beer like a punishment then?

This is the design on today's T-shirt at Tee Fury. I got it in a size small so I will always appear to be hulking out.

This painting captures that unique feeling you get when you see one awesome animal killing and eating another awesome animal.

May I interest you in a book about hyper-intelligent dogs that walk, talk, and rock 19th century fashions?

So. Punk. Rock.

Now with more organs!

It's the Swayziest.

Please let there be a recording.

This is my favorite song from Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak (1988).

If you ever forget why a women's movement started in the 1960s, watch this video.

This chicken has been marinated in red velvet cupcake batter, tossed in toasted cupcake crumbs, and then chucked into the deep fryer.

The effervescently morbid single No Longer Fun is from Rey Pila, aka Diego Solórzano, the former lead singer of Los Dynamite.

My Scratch Map is covered in gold foil so you can scratch off where you've been.

I believe I've just found my (hog) calling in life.

Click here to see the comic.

You really don't want to miss the guitar solo.