Ew.

Does this anthropomorphic, sexualized hot dog squirting condiments all over her wiener breasts turn you on? This is why you're fat, America. You are sexually aroused by food. Oh, who am I to judge? I'd totally have sex with some kind of cheeseburger/man hybrid. It would give me the opportunity to finally consummate my love for cheeseburgers.

Would you kick Mayor McCheese out of bed?