Well, now I have to see this movie.

I've been avoiding work all afternoon by watching songs from the train wreck that is Rock Dancer (1995). Like so many other Bollywood films from the 1990s, it appears to be at least 10 years older than it actually is, right down to the presence of Samantha Fox. Here's her cameo:

Another song not to be missed is Kabhi Na Kudiye Bye Bye Bye:

Wow, that's catchy. I love my chicken fry; I love my fish fry. Also, I love my samosa; I love my masala dosa. Lyrics don't get better than that. Or do they? Check out the fan-made video, You Are My Chicken Fry:

Apparently there is another version of this song in which the lyrics are You are my chicken fry; you are my fish fry! That's even better!

Now where the hell am I going to find this movie?