Why so serious?

The couture clown nose is finally here! (I've been awaiting its debut for years.) This is from Brazilian designer Walerio Araujo's Summer 2011 collection. Clowns are so hot right now. I think the world might be ready for my clown strip club idea. The performers will wear clown noses, full clown make-up, high heel clown shoes, and rainbow afro pubic wigs. I hope you're not a coulrophobe.

They'll dance to circus music, of course. And they'll have names like Choo-Choo and Dimples. There will most definitely be a Krusty the Clown Stripper.

See related posts: Fam Irvoll's Circus Chic and Trend Alert: Clown Heads.