STFU Cards

It can be difficult sometimes to confront an obnoxious person who won't STFU. We often suffer in silence, allowing our meal, movie, or whatever to be ruined by one of those people who seems to really believe that everyone around them wants to hear their every word. The other day, Noah and I were trying to play pool at Mickey's while the only other two people in the room were having a conversation. Normally, this isn't a problem, but this was one of those conversations in which only one person talks. And man, she wouldn't STFU about her stupid hippie life and her recurring rape dreams. That's right, rape dreams. What kind of asshole enjoys talking loudly about her supposedly traumatizing rape dreams in a public place? The kind who needs a STFU card handed to them.

Now I just have to work up the courage to give one to an offender. Or furtively slip one onto their seat while they're in the bathroom or something. I'm such a coward.