These are guaranteed to have the ladies frothing at the gash.

In the interest of full disclosure, I stole that lovely turn of phrase from The Inbetweeners. And while I realize that Ed Hardy is the official brand of the American douchebag, I must confess that I find the idea of emblazoning the male package with a ferocious tiger kind of hilarious. Of course, these aren't for people who appreciate irony though. They're for brand whores. That stupid logo is plastered all over them. Some of the underwear even has Ed Hardy scrawled over the butt.

A Douchebag Cabbage Patch Kid?