The three-story eyeball sculpture will debut in downtown Chicago on July 7th.

Way to keep it surreal, Chicago! I'm totally impressed. The big-ass eyeball will only be on display through October, so I guess I'd better plan to take a short trip to Chicago sometime before then. I can't miss that. Maybe when they're done with it they wouldn't mind rolling that sucker on up to Madison. It would make a fantastic addition to our already beautiful if humble skyline.

And then when we got sick of it we could just roll it into the lake.