The Phyllis Diller Crab Doll has scuttled up from the frenzied depths of nightmare just to play with you!

And maybe to feast on the souls of your My Little Ponies. Phyllis is one in a series of Crab Dolls from Susan's Custom Creepy Dolls. Meet Phyllis' demonic, crabby pals.

Burt Reynolds

Tammy Faye Bakker (or Jerri Blank?)

And the most terrifying Crab Doll of all:

Carrot Top

Chuck that unholy thing in a pot of boiling water and start melting some butter! I've got a taste for evil.