Incontinence just got a whole lot sexier!

With these PVC-coated jeans from DSquared, you'll never have to worry about embarrassing stains again. They're perfect for the incontinent or the just plain clumsy! I've ruined many a pair of jeans by dumping spaghetti all over them. It seems I've always got a big pile of spaghetti in my lap. Now I can just hose myself down after a saucy spaghetti session. I should make an infomercial.