A Sound Investment
I just bought this painting. Does that make me an aristocrat?
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 04, 2010
April 2010 Archives
Art Appreciation
Noah appreciates Nell Carter Weightlifting Naked in our living room.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 09, 2010
BBQNICORN
It's BBQ season! I'll take some smiles, medium rare.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 04, 2010
Crab Dolls
The Phyllis Diller Crab Doll has scuttled up from the frenzied depths of nightmare just to play with you!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 12, 2010
Ever Wonder Why Gyros Are So Delicious?
I'll have extra tzatziki with mine, please.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 28, 2010
Llama Body Pillow
So it looks like they've bioengineered some sort of living llama pillow.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 25, 2010
Matias Aguayo: Rollerskate
This song will make you stupid-happy. Roller, roller, roller, skate, skate, roller, roller...
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 26, 2010
My Dream Bathing Suit
This suit comes in just one color and that color is LION!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 28, 2010
Pinnipedophilia: Robo-Seals
Robotic seals are the latest in Japanese sex toy technology.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 05, 2010
Sausage Gravy Dispenser
No biscuit for me, thanks. A Super Big Gulp of sausage gravy is a great way to start the day!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 21, 2010
She's Here!
My happy-ape-with-floating-pickle painting arrived from China!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 24, 2010
The Formidable Belvedere Crab
You don't want to be around when these things are mating.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 16, 2010
The Misfits & Peaches Mashup of Your Dreams
The Misfits perform Peaches' You Love It
and it's absolutely perfect.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 13, 2010
Trend Alert: Plastic Pants
Incontinence just got a whole lot sexier!
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 08, 2010
Wild Anatomy
I just bought a T-shirt with this lovely design at Shirt Woot. It's $10 (including shipping!) today only.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Apr 14, 2010