Every once in a while, you stumble across something so terrifying on the old intertubes that you wonder if perhaps humanity is irredeemably evil and undeserving of this strange gift we call life. Well, it happened to me today when I made the mistake of googling "boot sandals." I was prepared for some horrific imagery. I mean, I'd seen some pretty scary boot sandals before and didn't think I could be shocked. I believed I was invincible. Ah, the hubris. But how could anyone be prepared for the nightmare that is the Texas Sandal Boot? Brace yourself.

Sorry, but I couldn't keep the knowledge of these to myself.

The website where I found them features a profile of the entrepreneur behind the abomination. She claims that GOD is to blame:

I have a lot of faith in the Lord and that this is what the Lord has given me to do. I really have a lot of peace in that. It's like this is His business and I feel so relaxed in that. It's all His. His idea... I'm just a simple country girl, but I've got a great big God.

So it was God's idea to unite cowboy boot and flip-flop in unholy matrimony? I didn't even know God was in the shoe designing business. I'm even more confused and frightened now. If Texas Sandal Boots are evil, and they are undoubtedly evil, and they were God's idea, does that mean that God is evil? I'm afraid the answer is YES!!!

Can you serve a God who is responsible for these?

God is evil! Pass it on!