Pinnipedophilia

Me with my miniature seal

If I were a genetic engineer, seals would definitely get miniaturized.

First they would be miniaturized, then battered, and then deep-fried. I'm sorry but they would just be too cute not to eat.

They would be like real life mamegomas! I'll take a baker's dozen, Science!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Tuesday, February 16, 2010