Fresh Dorito Breath
You can finally get that great Dorito breath without having to eat Doritos!
This is not my photoshoppery, but it is reminiscent of my Cheeto-flavored toothpaste:
Comes in regular and flamin' hot.
Then there was my idea for Dorito-scented tampons:
You'll have the cool ranchiest crotch in town!
Cool Ranch Crotch is going to be my new fake band.
Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Friday, January 22, 2010