Um, my barstool could use a haircut.

This tarty little blond barstool is from the PRETTYPRETTY collection designed by Dejana Kabiljo. The collection consists of several functional chairs and stools with a variety of hair colors and styles.

Check out these sassy brunettes. I'm pretty sure they think they're prettier than me.

I'd love to see these coiffed and, dare I say, haughty barstools purchased by a really nasty dive bar. They would end up soaked with stale beer, vomit, and let's face it, probably semen. They would likely become infected with lice and possibly scabies. After years of never being brushed or washed, they would eventually dread up. Now too disgusting for the dive bar, they'd finally be hauled to the curb and sweet freedom only to be picked up by some dirty hippies who would spill bong water all over them and force them to listen to Phish bootlegs. I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- even these stuck-up chair bitches.

Why would anyone want such high-maintenance chairs? I find it irritating enough having to deal with my own hair, let alone the hair of my desk chair.