That is one beefy skeleton.

Try and keep it in your pants, ladies! This painting by Johnny Sampson will be included in the upcoming Masters of the Universe show at Gallery 1988 in Los Angeles. It's based on the famous 1972 centerfold from Cosmo:

I'd sure like to smoke his bandit. Wait. What?

He's as furry as the bear! They should make a rug out of Burt Reynolds. Imagine sinking your toes into that luxurious pelt!