Excuse me ma'am, would you mind telling me what time it is?

No problem!

Typically when people ask me what time it is, I go into a pretty severe rage. I hate it when strangers ask me personal questions. I mean, what gives them the right?! God, I just despise people, you know?

But with this beautiful Alf watch, my time request-fueled rages would be a thing of the past. I would happily share the time with people, even though it's really none of their business.

See related post: The Alf Phone.