But our offspring would be unbelievably adorable.

I mean, everyone says that mixed babies are the cutest!

You know those creepy "reborn" dolls that look almost exactly like real human babies? Well, they also make reborn orangutan babies which are as cute as the reborn human babies are terribly disturbing.

Get a reborn orangutan kit and start fake mothering a fake primate today!

So if there are crazy people who treat their baby dolls like actual human babies (there are), and there are crazy people who treat primates like actual human babies (there are), are there crazy people who treat their primate dolls like actual human babies? If not, I am willing to blaze that trail.