Whatever the hell it is, you're getting it for xmas.

You can own this weird little thing for $18. It's a two-inch blob of silicone with hair stuck to it. For $18. The artist refers to it as soft and cute. If I want a tumor, I'll grow one myself, thanks.

I don't know though. I have to admit I kinda like this thing. It is sort of cute in a disgusting, disturbing way. Plus, they would make great xmas presents, eliciting reactions of revulsion and confusion, the exact responses I hope to get from my gifts.

I love the idea of a kid waking up on xmas morning to find all of his gifts from santa are just hair-covered blobs of various sizes. He opens every beautifully wrapped package, unable to believe that they could all contain blobs. But they do. Every last one. Just when he's about to accept that his xmas is totally destroyed, he remembers the stockings and hope makes him run. He reaches into his stocking and pulls out a hair-covered blob the size of an orange. Merry xmas to all and to all a good night!