November 2009 Archives

Ahhh, the Joys of Slime

Ad for the original Slime

The kid on the left knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 19, 2009

Cocoa Krispies-- Now with Extra Immunity!

Cocoa Krispies with Immunity

Got a weak immune system? Try some Cocoa Krispies!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 04, 2009

Dalek on Black Velvet

Velvet Painting of a Dalek

APPRECIATE! APPRECIATE!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 11, 2009

Gamera on Velvet

Velvet Painting of Gamera

It's Gamera, friend to all children! On velvet!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 11, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday Addams
Wait! We can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 25, 2009

Jesus Pez Dispenser

Jesus: the Pez Dispenser

Body of christ never tasted so good!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 30, 2009

Modern Love

Old Computer Ad with a Lady and her Equinox

Are we interrupting something?

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 04, 2009

New (Old) Dance: the Jenka

Do the Jenka!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 30, 2009

Phrazes for the Young

Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas' solo album Phrazes for the Young iz fantaztic.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 03, 2009

Pointy-boob Playsuits

Playsuits and skirts from the 1964 Frederick's of Hollywood catalog

I think I need a playsuit. For playing!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 17, 2009

Ring with Animal Heads

Ring with Animal Heads

I want this Once Upon a Time Gold Ring to be my wedding ring.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 05, 2009

Squirrel Dress Idea

Squirrel Print Fabric

If only I could sew, I would make a beautiful dress from this adorable squirrel fabric.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 11, 2009

Supernaut: "I Like it Both Ways"

Johnny is a guy who can't make up his mind. He says, 'I like it both ways.'

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 24, 2009

The Erotica Phone

Ad for the Erotica Phone (1984)

Nothing says classy like a naked lady phone.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009

The Hawaii Chair

I need one of these for my office.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 05, 2009

The Skinless Wiener Fairy

Skinless Wieners Ad

Little Mary couldn't wait to find the skinless wieners under her pillow!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009

The Terrifying Kea Parrot

The Kea Parrot

Adorable!

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 19, 2009

What the Christ Am I Looking at?

It's a blob with hair!

Whatever the hell it is, you're getting it for xmas.

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 13, 2009

You're Doing it Wrong

Old Computer Ad with Twin Retarded Kids

Posted by Jessie Bluejay on Nov 04, 2009