Menu item: Alien Babies sautéed in butter

Of course if the aliens from District 9 (pejoratively known as prawns) were real, I would never eat their young, no matter how delicious they might be when fried. In fact, I might even adopt one, because that adorable little shrimp from the movie brought out the mothering instinct in me more than any human infant ever could.

If your heart didn't break during this scene, you are an evil cyborg.

But for the record, just about anything brings out the mothering instinct in me more than a human infant. I would adopt any of the following aliens before a human: ET, CJ7, Stitch, a wookie, a Hynerian, one of the guinea pig-eating lizard aliens from V, a Sontaran, and hell, maybe even a facehugger:

That list is by no means exhaustive. Human babies have no power over me!!!