Meet the newest Care Bear: Buffalo Bill Bear.

This cuddly little monstrosity is not really a demented Care Bear dressed in the hides of its peers. I wish that it were. It's actually stitched together from human placenta. I would be much more comfortable if it were a serial killing Care Bear. (Saturday morning cartoon idea? I'd watch it.)

Have a placenta that you don't feel like eating but just can't seem to part with? Craft it into a horrifying teddy bear with the DIY Twin Teddy Kit!