Let's go corn dog crazy!

First of all, to get a proper perspective on the mighty Corn Dog, you need to know its origin. It was born in the exotic state of Illinois:

If I could give birth to corn dogs, I might stop taking my birth control. Oh god, what if there was a form of birth control that turned "accidents" into corn dogs? OK, Science, I came up with the idea, now make it happen!

Once the corn dog popped out of Illinois' womb, it went on to become America's premier taste sensation:

Now Americans are free to enjoy corn dogs in a variety of different ways. Like in a jello mold:

Or on a pizza:

Or even as a delicious, yet moisturizing lip balm:

Some Americans show their appreciation for the Corn Dog with reverent tattoos:

And we pray that the Corn Dog Fairy will make all of our Corn Dog dreams come true:

May the Corn Dog Fairy bless you and yours and may your belly be always full of Corn Dog!