A new poll shows that 39% of Americans think the government guvmint should stay out of Medicare.

And 15% are not sure if the government should be involved in Medicare. That's more than half, people!!!

So while we're making totally insane and impossible demands, I have some of my own:

• Flames need to keep away from my fire!
• Meat ought to stay the hell away from my steak!
• These damn bones need to keep out of my skeleton!

I wonder where these people think Medicare comes from exactly. There should have been a follow-up question.