Gut America's enemies with this super patriotic dagger!

The eagle is thirsty for blood! Cut your way to freedom with the American Eagle Patriot Collectible Dagger. Since I'm not a very stabby person, I'd probably use this as a kitchen knife to chop my vegetables-- with nationalistic fervor of course. And if I were feeling stabby, I'd be more inclined to use this ladylike little lipstick knife:

What's your favorite shade of lipstick? Knife!!!

Because I'm a LADY! And ladies stab with style and grace.