I want to play bocce at night!

Who can resist the thunderous crack of colliding bocce balls? No one with functioning ear-holes and a human soul. Bocce is the sport of the truly drunk civilized; its roots stretch back to the Roman Empire. And now we can finally play at night with Playaboule's Glo Bocce Set.

I don't know if there are any bocce leagues here in Madison, but I would definitely like to form a team. The other day I ran across the greatest name for a bocce team: Ralph Bocceo and the Karate Kids. I can't beat that. The best I could come up with was Joanie Loves Bocce. For uniforms, I'm thinking knickerbockers, t-shirts, and sun bonnets.

Fun Fact: Bocce is not an Olympic sport, but it is in the Special Olympics, which seems entirely appropriate.