This is just begging to be made into an animated GIF.

Who am I to resist?

The ham slips out! The ham slips out! USA! USA!

It's still missing something though. It needs a sound effect because you just know that when that slimy AMERICAN ham slides out of its AMERICAN can, it makes a truly disgusting sound. Like the wet, sucking sound that jellied cranberry sauce makes when it escapes from its can prison, but meatier. And slurpier.