Have you been letting your dog run around naked? You're so naive! Every day that your dog is not encased in a suit of armor is a day your dog's life is at risk. He could be out on the lawn, taking a dump, when all of a sudden some evil knight pops out of the bushes and skewers him with a sword! If you care about your dog, you won't let him go outside without a protective layer of steel.

Now, this dog is ready for a jousting match!

At the Pitbull Armory, you can get armor custom made for all of your loved ones, whatever species. If you have any animal you want armor on, let me know and I would like to help you make it happen, says the armorer.

Even squirrels, you ask?

Even squirrels.

I really need a suit of armor for my squirrel...

So that he can vanquish his squirrel enemies!

I wonder if he can make goldfish armor. Or hamster armor. Or finch armor! I want everything in armor! But I'll probably just end up ordering myself a nice metal bra with removable nipples.

All images are from Pitbull Armory.