These beautiful pants are actually golf pants! I want the pair on the right. They would look great with a fitted black top and some monochrome Docs. And perhaps the matching jacket for total polka dot madness.

I have no idea what makes golf pants different than regular pants, other than the fact that they tend to have much more interesting patterns than your average pants. The question isn't, "Why are golf pants so loud?", but rather, "Why are non-golf pants so terribly boring?" The polka dots are my absolute faves, but the argyle pants are also wonderful.

Loudmouth Golf charges $89.95 for every pair of Outstanding Golf Pants they carry. Via Urlesque.