The Hollywood Wax Museum is auctioning off over 150 wax statues! I'm trying to decide which one to bid on. There are so many excellent choices, including Cyndi Lauper, Mr. T, Zombie Michael Jackson (from Thriller), Zira and Dr. Zaius, and the entire cast of M*A*S*H! I want them all! How am I supposed to choose?

I can't even decide between Hogans. I'm torn. Do I want Hulk Hogan?

This thing is terrifying, especially around the nipples. It belongs in a nursery.

Or Paul Hogan, AKA Crocodile Dundee?

If these things are anatomically correct, all of my Crocodile Dundee-based sexual fantasies can finally come true!

If I had the money to waste, I would buy them all and turn them into candles. I'd burn them one at a time at parties.

I noticed that the Tom Cruise statue stands at six feet tall, which is approximately three feet taller than he is in real life.

Place your bids at the Hollywood Wax Museum Auction. Via Pop Crunch.