These creepy things heavenly handfuls remind me of those horrid little anti-abortion dolls designed to make fetuses look cute and cuddly. I suspect that Mars, Inc. may have a similar agenda with their M&M's collectible dolls. The green one's slogan even evokes defiance. I melt for no one is clearly euphemistic for "I refuse to be aborted." Yeah? Well guess what, tiny M&M fetus? You have no choice in the matter. You'll melt if I tell you to melt. It's my choice.

And look at this miniature monster:

Sweet on the inside and hideous on the outside. Conclusion? Abortable.

Abort Collect them all!

Via Tor's Take