Not enough men wear unitards, the fashion of the future! All fashion-forward thinking men should check out Spandexman, the store that's sure to satisfy all of your unitarded needs. Here's a sampling:

The unitard is not only practical and cool, it also has the potential to be subversive. Let me explain. Cranky old people have become so bothered by the super-baggy pants favored by today's teens that they have considered making them illegal in several American cities. Spandex unitards would be the perfect nose-thumbing response. If the old folks don't like baggy clothes, let's see how they feel about skintight unitards. Of course, the old people are probably more upset by hip hop culture (read: black people) in general than baggy pants in particular. Something tells me the old white people would rather see the boxer shorts of young black men than their packages.